I ordered some of the images that Annie took of our family for a wall collection. I can’t wait to get it hung!

Top Ten Questions On The Northwest Airlines Pilot Job Application

Since my husband, Mark, is a new Delta pilot transitioning from NWA, I thought that these were even funnier.

David Letterman Monday night offered the Top Ten Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses
10. Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us vector east.
9. We get paid by the hour.
8. Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?
7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.
6. You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails.
5. Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.
4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting.
3. According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.
2. For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers.
1. Thought we saw balloon boy.